The Accident Will

Her Lazyship Anna Shortstockings

goblinparty:

Ever since that episode of Sherlock I’ve been super careful about putting my charger in my phone because if I leave a bunch of scuffmarks on there and I die some little asshole is going to call me an alcoholic and they’ll feel so smug about it and that just makes me mad

(via firstginger)

iguanamouth:

I KEEP THINKING ABOUT DINOSAUR BONES LIKE SOME OF THEM ARE SO FUCKING BIG YOU KNOW PEOPLE USED TO DIG THOSE UP AND THINK THEY WERE FROM DRAGONS  THE LARGEST SKULL EVER FOUND WAS OVER 8 GODDAMN FEET LONG FROM A TOROSAURUS THATS FUCKING INSANE IM SO PUMPED ABOUT THIS I LOV E DINOSAURS LETS GO BURN DOWN THE POST OFFICE

(via itscandidlycara)

This girl has been texting me cause her boyfriend is good friends with mine so we’ve all been hanging out but talking to her makes me SO UNCOMFORTABLE I just end literally every text with “haha”

greatwhiteprivilege:

people on this website are way too determined to hurt others whether it’s ganging up on someone as a joke or just sending anon hate it’s so fucking immature and disturbing and disgusting and i hope every single person that has ever intentionally hurt another person realizes how fucked up it is and grows up goddamn